Hour one of being home alone and, despite my parents persistent worry, I have not yet been murdered

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

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dubstepfordads:

if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

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spookythingy:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real?

the second from the top and the third from the bottom tho ooooomg

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